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Awesome Jon Stewart Quote from 1/22/09 Show

Posted by: Emily on: January 23, 2009

“If you don’t stick to your values…they’re not values. They’re hobbies.”

Presidency Promises

Posted by: Emily on: January 21, 2009

When George W. Bush renegged on one of his promises, the media called him a renigge–you know. So what’s the media going to do when Obama reneggs?

Barbie is not Sexist

Posted by: Emily on: November 21, 2008

Barbie has become the symbol for made-up, glamorous, “slutty” women and the dolls themselves continue to attract negative attention for being sexist and a bad influence for little girls. But the truth is, it’s not. Little girls don’t care about how big her breasts are, or how skinny she is. They don’t over analyze it like [...]

Prince Charles is a Mad Man

Posted by: Emily on: October 14, 2008

I just noticed this when I saw a picture of Prince Charles on the news. But he looks EXACTLY like the mascot for Mad Magazine.             ~Emily C.

10 Second Political Joke

Posted by: Emily on: October 13, 2008

People keep saying that Harper is turning into Bush, but I think Dion is more like Bush because they’re both retards. ~Emily C.

Shit, I Swear Alot

Posted by: Emily on: October 4, 2008

If you know me in real life, or have just been reading this entire blog, you know I swear quite a bit. I frankly don’t see what the big deal is. They’re just words. And who gets to decide what words are swears and what aren’t? Reading To Kill A Mockingbird, the “n” bomb is [...]

Anastasia Romanov’s Real Death

Posted by: Emily on: October 1, 2008

Many people to this day feel that Anastasia Romanov survived the mass murders of her family on July 17th, 1918 (only 29 days after her 17th birthday), which is ridiculous. She was murded with them, and that is truely obvious. Her body was never found, which was what lead to the suspicion that she was [...]

Since When is it Cool to Lie to your Customers?

Posted by: Emily on: September 23, 2008

First the Pizza Hut commercials. You know the ones, where a fancy schmancy restaurant serves Pizza Hut pasta instead of the real deal that they normally make (cheap bastards), and then revealing to the customers (who are being taped on hidden cameras) that it wasn’t the fancy restaurant pasta, but the Pizza Hut stuff instead? And then [...]

I absoloutely can’t stand cliques. No matter what, they’re all posers. Whether you’re a skater chick, emo, cheerleader, music freak, punk, whatever, you’re a poser. You’re doing what’s cool to fit in. I hate when a cheerleader tells me that they’re a feminist when they’re just a barbie obsessed with popularity. I hate when an [...]



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  • cb: The power of suggestion goes a long way. By parents not teaching children to be "picky" about image, then there will be no mental scars later in life.
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